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Wondering why we make apparel that’s so goddamn elite? Of course not because it’s obvious.

But we’re going to fucking tell you anyway.

We also provide customization upon request.

We also provide customization upon request.

I can’t hardly tell these exercisers apart with their t-shirts and tattoos.
75-year old diner waitress to me about CFers (via anosodiaphoric)
And the back:

“Our workout will literally fucking murder your workout, stick it in a car trunk, and bury it’s body in the woods after a brutal sexual assault.”

Fucking Elite.

And the back:

“Our workout will literally fucking murder your workout, stick it in a car trunk, and bury it’s body in the woods after a brutal sexual assault.”

Fucking Elite.

So fucking elite

So fucking elite